PSA! What happens when birds get drunk?
Drunkenness Leads to Serial Killers and Marijuana
Look at this mockingbird. Look at the way he cross-eyed-ly looks towards the camera. Note the way the red messily dribbling down his chin resembles blood. Do we really want psychopathic murderers running around the woodlands? If not, then say NO to fermented fruits today.
Drunkenness leads to the Black Market
Littering is unacceptable. This dropped prickly pear fruit resembles a slightly crushed and bleeding heart. Is this what we want to be filling our paths with? Bird organs? If not, then say NO to fermented fruits today.
Drunkenness leads to Fear of Heights
Look at this mockingbird. Look at the way his legs guiltily clench the prickly pear fruit, fear of falling into the spines below tense in his irises. Clearly, like all alcohol-addicted birds, he is afraid of heights. Do we really want birds to stop flying? If not, then say NO to fermented fruits today.
This post was sponsored by Reenact Prohibition 2017. End prohibition today. Say NO to fermented fruits or sap.