Ryan Smith, 14 months.
Is a self-described poet. Thinks he is very deep. Believes that the rest of the Burrowing Owl population is a consumerist dung-beetle-obsessed mass who only care about who has the biggest burrows.
Tom, 16 months. Missed confessing his true feelings to his crush for the 3rd time today. Didn't have a prom date. Is obsessively insecure about his large feet.
Ranger, 56 months. Hates everyone. Secretly wishes he lived by the side of a marijuana field.
Brent, 6 months. Awkward. Just started going through his first real molt. Asked his mom what a "cloaca" was yesterday.
Jasmine (left) and Elle (right). Elle is always getting blamed for her sister's messes. Her sister is a brat who always takes the largest dung beetles.
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